Bijou Classics takes us back to 1982 with the vintage Nova title Kept After School, a rather short foray into classroom debauchery that boasts a top-notch cast and a gang bang climax. For those who get nostalgic over those endless slow-motion money shots with cum droplets floating through the air, it's a welcome stroll down memory lane.
Kept After School reminds why the handsome Hans Mueller was a marquee name. With that big mane of curly hair and incredible ass framed by a jock strap, it's an understatement to say he makes a striking impression here. Steve Troy is the cute-faced bad boy hunk who strolls into class with a copy of Hustler in his back pocket. When teacher Doug Mason dozes off during class, Troy brings out the magazine and his dick for some extracurricular studies. Classmate Jeff Hunter notices and goes down on his buddy as Troy flips through the skin mag. Mueller notices and gets into the action, pulling his log of a cock out the fly of his jeans and feeding it to Troy. Hot nerd Buddy Hill is last to join in, climbing atop Troy's desk and feeding his cock to Mueller.
As most classics do, this one moves quickly, and Troy soon lies on the floor with Hunter riding his bone. Hill joins in, kneeling over Troy's face to dip his cock in. Mueller, now stripped to his jock strap (doesn't everyone wear a jock to class?), then steps in, allowing one classmate to eat his cock while another eats his ass. After cum shots all around, the students mix it up, with Troy and Mueller taking on different bottoms, with Mueller bending one over a desk and Troy continuing to do his drilling on the floor.
The big finale finds sleepy teacher Mason waking up to find his students fornicating, and they react by gangbanging him. The students throw him down on his desk and hold him down, forcing cocks into his mouth, hands and, eventually, ass. With Mason's ass rolled into the air, Troy does an impressive standing reverse fuck. The slow-motion cum shots here, most dumped on Mason's face, seem to last forever in that dreamy, almost freeze-frame state.
The picture quality of the movie is what you'd expect; it's not crystal clear, but it's not bad, either. The music is goofy and bizarre, starting like a Three Stooges soundtrack and evolving into Muzak-style versions of pop songs like "Top of the World" and "Killing Me Softly." At merely 49 minutes, its brevity may leave you wanting more, but what you get definitely makes the grade.
DVD Extras: Scene selection.
