The following review, and the above time and ratings, are for the VHS version of this movie and may vary in this DVD version.
A Hard Cock opens with our favorite sleazy cameraman, "Uncle Don" taping Cain working on a car while asking him questions like, "does working on cars get you horny?" After a few more questions like that, he coaxes the mechanic into his shower to wash off. Joining the fit mechanic is his husky buddy Chaos, both of whom strip down and climb into the dirty shower. (If you were going to film a movie in there, wouldn't you clean it up a little?) They don't do anything sexual in the shower, so after they dry themselves, they jack themselves off.
The next couple scenes don't turn the heat up much from the first. Jinx is a decent looking young guy with a hefty piece of equipment in this solo scene. Unfortunately, it doesn't get all the way hard until right before he shoots. Next are Levi and Spike. Spike is a smaller guy with a baby face, and an uncut cock, while Levi is a young military guy with a nice sized dick. Both of them jack off, and Uncle Don grabs Spike's dick to help him out a little.
The fourth scene is cover-guy Derk's solo. Derk is a cute military guy with a big cock and a great set of balls. If it says anything about the budget, instead of lube, he gets hand lotion. He jerks himself off, but unfortunately, we don't get to see much of his cumshot, because the camera is too far back.
The fifth scene is the only one with much man-to-man action. Jinx (from the second scene) is paired with Pee Wee, a young guy with messy blond hair and a tight body. Their scene is set in a wooded area between a highway and a golf course. Pee Wee and Jinx eventually start giving each other head, which is interrupted when the cops come to investigate. They finish the scene indoors, with Pee Wee shooting a huge load on the floor.
Make no mistake; this movie is 100% amateur. With a few exceptions, the guys are fairly average looking, and the sex is watchable.
