First things first, thank God for a bisexual video that doesn't have the word "BI" forced inconveniently into the title. That aside, this was one of the best all-around videos I've watched in a long time. A top-notch cast, a more involved than usual plot, and sexual match ups with sizzling chemistry.
The story is a kind of Cinderella/Carrie/Hairspray amalgam in which Chi Chi LaRue (Edweina Simplestein) is a put-upon high-school hag constantly berated by her stepfather, classmates and teachers.
In school, the beautiful Ms. Swallow (Cassandra Knight) rules the school with an iron fist. She is stunningly beautiful and exotic and sentences Edweina to detention as the result of a prank played by some of her classmates. When class is over Ms. Swallow asks the two hottest boys to stay after class (Drew Andrews and Anthony Stone).
Drew whips out a fistful of cock while teacher and Anthony make out and then Anthony lowers himself down to take the huge prick into his mouth. Ms. Swallow does a fantastic job of talking dirty to them and directing the action and then she joins Anthony in sucking Drew's dick. They then lay Anthony out on the teacher's desk and work on him from both ends. Then Drew fucks Ms. Swallow and then Anthony fucks Drew while Ms. Swallow plays with Drew's dick. Anthony shoots a big load and Ms. Swallow jacks Drew off to a splashy finish all over her tits. This is a five-star scene, perfect in every way!
Next, Edweina meets up with the fascist Ms. Challenger and is immediately put through her paces while hugely muscled wrestling coach Ricky Starr works with two of his wrestlers, Rick Mathews and Andrew Lennox. Rick Mathews is, quite simply, a perfect 10! Beautiful face, beautiful body, you name it! He is paired up with an Aussie boy with a huge, pale cock and the two act out a perfect locker room fantasy. Andrew rims and sucks Rick and then Rick climbs up on that big pole and rides like his life depended on it. If you hadn't figured it out by now, this video is a size queen's dream come true!
A few hours later, Edweina has reached her limit and turns to the black arts to exact her revenge. She turns herself into a blonde bombshell and has sex with her evil stepfather in a serviceable but somewhat bland (compared to the rest of the video) scene in Edweina's bedroom. After sex, Edweina turns back into her normal, hideous sex and goes back to the school to take vengeance on Ms. Swallow. After dispatching Ms. Swallow, Edweina sets out looking for Ms. Challenger.
Ms. Challenger is having the tensions of the day massaged out of her by Ricky Starr and the janitor. The long, lanky and, you guessed it, big-dicked janitor provides a good visual contrast to the mega-buffed bodies of Sharon Kane and Ricky Starr. I was also pleasantly surprised by Starr, I had always previously thought him kind of goofy looking but he looked handsomer than I've ever seen him before in this video. He's also a better natural actor than most of the rest of the cast.
Anyway, the janitor fucks Ms. Challenger and then Ricky Starr fucks her while she sucks the janitor's big dick. Those famous big lips of hers are put to good use as she works the cum right out of him. Unfortunately, after the sex, Ms. Challenger is confronted by the devilish Edweina. Edweina breaks nearly every bone in her body and then wreaks havoc on Challenger's previously perfect face and tits!
Using the last of her arcane powers, Edweina catches up with Coach Ricky Starr and casts a love spell on him that makes her the apple of his eye. Magically delicious sex, superhot stars and tongue-in-cheek humor make this one spellbinding porno flick!
DVD Extras: Chapter selection, digitally mastered.
