I sort of had a pretty good idea of what this film was going to be about by it's title; and to a certain degree my expectations were met, but not completely satisfied...

Big Pumpers is simply an odd culmination of hot, streety Blatino guys who prep themselves for a bout of self-satisfaction with the occasional use of stimulants and a handy cock pump. The producers didn't include the names of the stars (all of them pure amateurs), so I can't say who did what, etc., but it really doesn't matter. Does it ever, really?

The first scene provides the viewer with one of the hottest guys in the film. He starts off fully clothed in jeans and a wife-beater (tank top) and ends up completely naked, eventually spilling a hefty load onto his tight, washboard tummy. Nice! Next up is a dark skinned guy, sort of lumpy, who has trouble maintaining a hard on even with the use of his magic pump. A real downer, especially after the sumptuous feast we first received. The rest of the film is pretty much the same - hot, lean street types sit in front of a TV and jerk off to the sounds of a porn flick; some popping off nice loads, others not. One guy sucks himself! The final scene features two guys (both of whom we see solo at one point), each with beautiful schlongs, who sit and watch a girlie porn flick while beating off. This is the only coupling, as it's really just a solo jerk flick, and I thought it was really sexy watching these two guys yanking and stroking their huge dicks, never really looking at each other until they congratulate one another for managing to come.

At first I thought the film was more of an ad campaign for a certain line of sex toys and enhancement drugs simply because of the way the camera takes to these products arranged nicely on the couch. Come to think of it - it was an ad campaign. Admittedly, I didn't recognize the product, nor did I understand the purpose of some of them considering one of them would be taken long before the actual act, but what do I know? Still, it's an OK film, especially if you like tight, lean and mean Blatino boys who would probably sit and jerk off for you if the price was right. In that sense, it's a really sexy flick, even though it comes up short on the spooj.

DVD Extras: Chapter selection, menu.