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BEDTIME TAILS is a snooze of a film.
The plot is regurgitated, I'm sure: A guy (Mark Steel) goes to his shrink (John Robertson) to report his reoccurring dreams, all of which contain men. Sure enough, the dreams are then recalled for our viewing "pleasure." Unfortunately, the "tales" don't quite live up to their potential, which is mostly due to the lackluster camera work, and poor direction of the sex between the two average to good-looking actors.
After a long bout of cock eating, Steel fucks Casey O'Brian's ass in a dull doggie-style position. Steel pulls his greasy cock out, and then sits on the sofa to jerk his thick meat while his buddy shoots a streaming load across his sweaty chest. As I mentioned before, the camera work is stale, thus leaving us with stale sex.
Dream two features Michael Fury and T.J. Sax. Fury is a hunky photographer shooting some stills in his studio. As is often the case with scenes featuring a photographer and his "model," the photographer goes after his model's cock for a working over, before his tan-lined ass is plugged for a few minutes. Again, the sex between them leaves much to be desired. So-so loads finish off the scene.
Next "up" is the old construction site fantasy. Chad Steele is the disgruntled supervisor who catches Dallas Taylor jerking off on the job - literally. As reprimand for his slacking off, Taylor chows down on Steele's stubby tool. Sound familiar? Mutual sucking leads to butt fucking, albeit just like the scenes before.
Things heat up a little more when Chris Stone (as a cop), and his buddy (Adam Roberts), go at it in Stone's office. Fans of Stone will appreciate his beautiful face being fucked by the shaft of Roberts' veined cock. Roberts returns the favor, but adds to the mix a little rimming action on Stone's luscious cinnamon-toned ass. Nice! Once prepped with spit, Roberts shoves his cock deep inside Stone and rams him right to the balls. Both churn up some aggressive loads to end this segment.
Lastly, our patient gets it on with his shrink. No surprise here. Fortunately, the chemistry between them makes this closing scene a good one. Robertson feverishly suckles Steel's boner, and then stuffs his ass full with his Latin cock in a sit and spin position. Robertson shoots his load up onto the small of Steel's back, and then Steel unleashes his last load as the scene fades to black. The cum shots are probably the saving grace, but aren't worth a second chance.
DVD Extras: Digitally remastered, Photo gallery, Slide show, Chapter selection.
