Is there any question why they just call him "Dick"?

Security. The feeling of being protected and being free to do whatever feels good, knowing that nobody's going to intrude and disturb your 'adventures'. Security is the job of the House Detective, and he takes his job very seriously. Except when he's outside checking the windows.

And 'accidentally' looks inside. And sees two hot guys doing what he wishes he was doing. It's at this point the House Detective leaves the burdens of his job and joins the guys inside. Wouldn't you?

DVD Extras: Chapters, menu.