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Imagine an episode of E!'s Wild On with uncensored hardcore footage dropped into it, Guccione-style. That's the overall effect of Hard Body 2000 as Chi Chi LaRue, the drag diva of porn, takes us on an international tour of some extra spicy hot spots. Jules Asner never got this wild. (Steve Kmetko, on the other hand -- Well, you tell me.)
The first leg of the tour is set in West Hollywood. Tony Donovan, who was a "video virgin" at the time, gives a solo performance with his python-like cock, which looks every bit as long as the 13 inches quoted on the box cover.
Next stop: New York City. Chi Chi and co-host Chris Green take us backstage at the infamous Black Party for a sneak peak at some hedonistic male bonding with gay porn's raunchiest leathermen. Look for cameos from the likes of Logan Reed, Jake Andrews, and Cole Tucker. This part of the video is explicit, but it's mostly a tease. The real action happens during a specially arranged back room sequence with Doug Jeffries and a nervous newcomer named Gabrielle Peron. Gabrielle blows everything but the horn in this scene. He is a sexy Latino with a squeezable tush that gets spanked and fondled by Jeffries before he finally slips him the bone.
David Pierre joins Chris Green for some sightseeing in Paris. Later, David has an oral only menage-a-trois with Loic Herault and Richard Powers.
Direct from Barcelona we get those handsome Odyssey Twins, Oscar and Gabriel, in a taboo testing three-way with Brett Ford. Ford gets to fuck one of the twins before getting double teamed by the identical duo.
The final complete sex sequence pairs German stud Wolf with uncut hard body Hal Rodman. Wolf gets face-fucked, then he bottoms for Rodman. The scene ends with Rodman dropping a messy load all over Wolf's adorable face.
The video also includes interviews with Family Values director Jerry Douglas and Falcon Exclusive Tom Chase. There's some brief footage of Chase swinging his pendulous cock at the Black Party, as well as some Falcon footage from Chase's videos, including his famous bottoming scene with Mike Branson in California Kings. Chi Chi also pays a visit to the set of Falcon's then untitled French Connections and gives us a brief glimpse of the movie.
Hard Body 2000 is an Odyssey Group release, but it includes some generous pre-credits previews of other LaRue directed offerings from the other major studios.
DVD Extras: Chapter selection, digitally mastered.
