Having previously reviewed Horny Poles 2, my expectations for volume 3 were very low. Thankfully, I found myself pleasantly surprised. It’s by no means high quality, but at least not another turkey. There is an actual, if incomprehensible, plot revolving around Jarek Piegus and his desire to be in the porn industry. It stops and restarts a few times and apparently the entire film takes place in his head. No matter really. There is also Polish dialogue badly subtitled and live sound.
We begin with Jarek jacking off with some truly hideous and corny music playing. He is an average, slightly hairy guy. He falls asleep and we join his dream of two guys making out. Both have good bodies, one with a pierced nipple and bellybutton. The pierced guy sucks his buddy and then sits on his dick. Only the top comes before Jarek wakes up to a phone call inviting him to do a video.
The reasonably cute and certainly skinny cover pair are up next, making out in an office. They switch off sucking before one bends the other over the desk for a good fucking. A pretty good scene, but again only the top cums.
Jarek arrives at the office where he meets Przemek, an older, rather creepy guy. Apparently it’s an audition as Przemek sucks and rims Jarek before fucking him. He passes and Przemek offers him a job. Jarek is excited and celebrates with his boyfriend, a dark-haired beefy guy. Jarek bottoms again.
The final scene appears to be the movie Jarek is shooting. It involves a model coming to a video company to inquire about a job. The muscular model auditions by stripping down and letting the boss suck him. Suddenly it cuts to the model sucking the boss and being fucked by a third guy. Then a random fourth guy shows up and joins in. The editing makes it impossible to really follow. The guys pair off and fuck side by side. The model takes a small facial and another eats his load.
The movie is pretty weak technically. There are many blurry shots and some rather odd editing. Considering that this movie was produced in 2000, one can only hope that Polish porn has made some improvement in last few years.
DVD Extras: Digitally re-mastered, AC3 digital audio, Multiple chapters, DVD-Rom compatible, photo gallery, no regional coding, Photo Gallery
