Sc.1: Joshua & PaulNothing slick, nothing fancy - this opening scene between main cover-guy, Joshua, and his younger sidekick, Paul, very much sets the tone for this fly-on-the-wall-style movie. Joshua is still very much a cutie, despite being 30; whilst Paul is just a randy chav who likes nothing better than thrusting his red-hot rod into the nearest available crack - in this case, of course, Joshua's! If the sound of balls slapping on ass is your sort of thing then Paul's no-holds-barred invasion of Joshua's rump will have you jerking like crazy; not to mention the sight of Joshua getting a very generous facial courtesy of his pal's aching, uncut ram-rod. In short, a sweaty romp that's made all the more realistic by the split-screen interviews that serve as introduction.

Sc.2: Andy & LeonStrictly speaking, Andy O'Neill isn't a real British guy - he has a distinctly continental accent if truth be known. But of course Britishness is a definite frame of mind rather than a accident of birth, and when it comes to acting the part of a dirty-minded slut (a prerequisite for any self-respecting Brit) O'Neill is one young man who's got his passport signed, sealed and delivered. In this instance courtesy of a fabulous bedroom romp with Leon Hunter, a filthy and menacing skinhead who you seriously wouldn't want to mess with. Hunter lives up to his name big time, that's for sure - seeking out his prey (O'Neill's cute ass) and giving it the sort of banging it won't forget in a long, long time.

Sc.3: Dean & RobHow could you possibly not be taken in by the gloriously named Randy Rob? For one thing he has a rather cutesome, fleshy face that's quite becoming. For another thing he can take a dildo up his ass like no-one else - a quality that makes him the natural partner of Dean Anderson, a furry-faced fucker who just loves to get his ass-hole stretched by any number of sex toys. Put these two guys together and you have the sort of combination that makes for a quite unforgettable assignment, as each compete to achieve the ultimate hole-pounding orgasm. Nevertheless, it's the intimate act of snowballing that concludes the action that arguably steals the show - both dudes sharing the gloop as if it were the very nectar of life …

Sc.4: Cristian & RichardIf you enjoy watching young twinks rolling in the hay then look away now - this scene, featuring Cristian Torrent and Richard Gains, is probably as far removed from that ideal as you can possibly imagine. Both are more mature types, but neither seem to have lost any of the passion of youth, and both are more than capable of putting on quite an unforgettable show. They also each have the distinct advantage of sporting the sort of uncut boners that were quite literally made for the camera, and which they put to maximum use in a feast of mindless fornication. All culminating in a glorious round of mutual cum-swallowing. Like we say, a specialist feature for those who like to indulge in life's realities.

Sc.5: Brent & MarcusAgain, an accent on the part of Marcus Riley betrays a foreign background, but who the fuck is really gonna care? With a fine, toned frame, some rather dashing facial hair and the sort of swordsmanship between the legs that would make any Cavalier proud, he's a real man in every sense of the word. As Brent South discovers to full effect - getting fucked first from behind, before riding the fella cowboy-style. There can, it seems, be only one truly fitting conclusion, as Riley archs over South's face and deposits a heavy load of baby-batter in a succession of splendid wads. For sure, a glorious salute to everything that's fine and splendid about Britain today!