If Greek Gods Did Porn
Part One of Two
If a pornography DVD series featuring the major Greek gods were produced, the XXX experiences would be as diverse as the powers these gods each possess. Just imagine...
Zeus, the god of all gods. Zeus was the god of heaven and sky, weather, fate, and kingship. His icons are the lightening bolt and the eagle. His proud parents were Titans Kronos and Rhea. His wife was Hera, and together they made plenty of babies. As ancient legend has it, Zeus loved to get around and enjoyed orgies. The image of what the prime god of heaven could do with his lightening bolt up another god's anus could give you hours of masturbation pleasure. And then to top off our XXX fantasy with his commanding the iconic eagle to tickle him with his feathers and nip with his beak. Heavenly porn is what this would be called.
Poseidon, god of the seas, rivers, and horses. His brother was Zeus. Poseidon's icons are the trident and fish. Oh, when we think of slippery gods when wet, we can envision images of Poseidon slipping his slippery fish to who ever he comes across over any bed of water. Does that trident have a vibrating mode on it? In made for gay or straight porn, all bets are off.
Hera was the queen of heaven and the sky. She was the ultimate goddess for women, oversaw marriage, and blessed all births or cursed a woman's womb. Her parents were the Titans Kronos and Rhea. Yes, my myth busting readers, Hera is Zeus' full sister AND his wife. Hera's icon is the crown. Can you imagine the two growing up in front of a porn video camera? Two young twinks, a god and goddess, experimenting with his lightening bolt... I'm jealous just thinking of their cosmic, heavenly orgasms. Some one please capture this on film!
Demeter was the goddess of agriculture and grain. Her parents were the Titans Kronos and Rhea. With her icons being a grain sheaf and a cornucopia, this hot goddess could be the dominatrix or sweet country field girl all of you Apollo's wouldn't mind watching on XXX DVD.
And speaking of Apollo, he was the god of music, healing, and education. He was the son of the god who can't stop getting around, Zeus, and the Titan Leto. Apollo's icons are the lyre and a laurel wreath. An Oscar porn performance by Apollo playing his instrument while bare backing his latest student. The image of his lucky bare backing friend moaning "oh god" could be an education for us all!
Artemis (more popularly known as the Roman goddess Diana) was the goddess of hunting, wild animals, and children. Her brother was Apollo. Artemis was a virgin goddess, so she never married. Her icons are the bow and arrow, hunting spears, and the deer. Who doesn't love a virgin in a gay or straight porn film??? Or would she just use her kinky arrows and spears to give her prey the pleasure they've never known while she remains a virgin? Oh, I feel a continuation to this little series on the virgin huntress!
Athena was the goddess of war, heroism, and weaving. Her father was, guess who, Zeus and a different Titan, Metis. Athena was a virgin goddess like her half sister Artemis. Her icons are a Greek helmet and a spear. On top of the Acropolis is a temple built for Athena, called Athena Nike. (P.S. Nike in the original Greek means victory.) Just imagine this beautiful virgin goddess with her shiny helmet on her head, not a cloth to be found on her body, and her directing an orgy with her spear in her hand. Just to entice her XXX gay and straight porn audience, she'd pleasure herself but wouldn't let anyone else touch her.
In my next little submission of fantasy god porn, we'll review god's of war, thievery, fire and innocence. Can't wait, can you?
